Trusket Privacy Policy
Effective Date: Apr 18, 2025
At Trusket, we believe in transparency — both in comedy and in how we handle your information. This Privacy Policy outlines how we collect, use, and safeguard your personal data.
1. What Information We Collect
When you interact with Trusket (especially by signing up for our satirical newsletter), we may collect:
Your email address (because inboxes need comedy too)
Your name, if you voluntarily give it
Engagement metrics (clicks, opens, unsubscribes — no judgment)
Website usage data (like visits and interactions)
2. How We Use Your Information
We use your info solely to:
Deliver weekly satire, conspiracy commentary, and delightfully absurd content
Improve the quality and delivery of our emails
Analyze audience engagement (so we know which punchlines land)
Maintain compliance with email regulations
We do not sell your information. You’re not a product — you’re a reader. And we’re not that kind of satire site.
3. Email Communication
By subscribing, you're agreeing to receive communications from Trusket. These emails may include:
Satirical news and commentary
Special updates, polls, or feedback invites
Very rare, very tasteful promotional content
You can unsubscribe at any time using the link at the bottom of our emails. But be warned: side effects may include withdrawal from factual humor.
4. Data Storage & Security
Your data is securely stored via our email platform (Brevo), which maintains compliance with GDPR and industry standards. We take reasonable steps to ensure your data remains protected and confidential.
5. Third-Party Tools
We may use third-party services (like analytics and email automation tools) to help us understand our audience and improve delivery. These tools may collect non-identifying data such as:
Email open rates
Click-through activity
Landing page visits
All data collected is used responsibly and never for resale.
6. Children’s Privacy
Trusket does not knowingly collect data from anyone under the age of 13. If you're a parent and believe your child has subscribed, please contact us — unless they’re the next great satirist, in which case… we’d still like to talk.
7. Updates to This Policy
We may update this Privacy Policy as Trusket grows, especially if we add new features or tools. All updates will be posted here with a revised effective date.
8. Contact Us
Questions? Concerns? Deep thoughts about data privacy? Reach out to us at: [email protected]